Greg's Goofy Quirks

Well....where do I begin? He has so many of them!!!! That is what makes him so funny and loveble and cute!

1. Greg has to have his clothes in the closet arranged a certain way. All shirts have to be in the right category, facing the same way (polos together, white shirts together, etc.). All empty hangers are put in one spot to be used for hanging the new clean clothes. However, underwear does not need to be folded neatly in the drawer. (Go figure!)

2. The man hates clean sheets--the older the better. He says they get softer.

3. He holds the remote in front of him on the arm rest with his finger poised to change channels or fast forward at a moments' notice! His arm looks like it is suspended in time! It's hilarious!

4. It is not possible for him to drink quietly. He has tried a few times, but has failed. He is the noisiest drinker on the planet.

5. He makes up silly songs about me all day long. It is very endearing, but nevertheless, very goofy!

6. He can't stand to hit the ball poorly when golfing. If he hits it poorly, he will immediately drop another ball to see if he can hit it better. He always takes the first ball, but he has to hit the second one again. (I think it bugs him that I can drive the ball right on the green at the third hole at Kahuku 8 times out of 10 and he rarely can hit the green. He goes down the hill almost every time. It really annoys him! I usually beat him on that hole. It's a par three and I par it or birdie it almost every time. It is my favorite.)

7. Ok--one more.....he makes the biggest mess when he eats popcorn. He doesn't know the meaning of "dainty" or one or two pieces at a time. He has to grab a handful and shove it all at once in his mouth and then watch pieces fall all over his shirt. Of course, I have suggested he take fewer pieces of popcorn at a time, but he doesn't think it's a challenge to eat like that.

Stay tuned for my quirks.....I am still trying to come up with some!!!! I am practically perfect you know. Just ask my kids!